Thursday, March 10, 2011

Where Do Babies Come From?


Today in my Human Sexuality class, we were given a lot of different scenarios that we had to answer - one of these scenarios was this:

What if your young child approaches you and asks, "Where do babies come from?"

The popular answer was to tell them a little bit about their bodies, but not to go into detail... blah blah blah. Boring.

I've come up with some surefire ways to get the job done while still having fun.
Makin UV Better's Top 7 Ways to Tell Your Kids About Sex

1. Watch the end of Knocked Up with them.
2. Have them play "The Sims 3" continuously until they have started a family. (Only bathroom breaks)
3. Have a really trendy teenager explain it to them using only acronyms or abbreviations. " lol."
4. Have Christopher Walken explain it to them. He seems to have a touch with children.


5. Watch the entirety of Juno
6. Play them 1 on 1 in basketball. Tell them you will explain a little bit for every shot they make against you.
7. Say, "I'll tell you in a year." [Repeat until they are 18]

Comment any better ideas you have.

4 comments:

  1. I plan on using number 4. How can I contact him? Is this a free service be provides?

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  2. i feel bad for your children. haha good luck!

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  3. @ Isaac Yeah, as far as I know - Walken will do anything, just go add him as a friend on facebook.

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